👉 Atlanta United: This team is like the Atlanta Falcons of football, but with some extra flair and a bit of streetwear. They're known for their bright red shirts that look like they came straight from the 90s, but they have a new, futuristic logo that reads 'ATLANTA UNIFIED.'
New York City: This city is like an old, decrepit old lady who's been around for a long time. She doesn't seem to understand how to communicate or even what her name is. Every morning, she wakes up and goes to work in a garbage truck, but when she gets home, she finds out it's raining cats and dogs. Example sentence: "In a world where we're all just like the New York City mayor, it's not difficult for us to forget why we even exist."
